2019 FUNDRAISING TOTAL

$377,158.21

AUG. 10, 2019

route:
100-mile
I Ride to Obliterate:
All Cancer
My Progress:
$770
My Goal:
$2,500

Achievements:

I want to obliterate All cancer
Survivor
Team Captain
Year 1 Obliterider
Year 2 Obliterider
Year 3 Obliterider
Year 4 Obliterider
Year 5 Obliterider
Year 6 Obliterider
Year 7 Obliterider
Previous Two-day Rider
Rider
You have reached your fundraising goal!
You have reached 75% of your goal!
You have reached 50% of your goal!
You have reached 25% of your goal!
You are a pacesetter!
You are in the High Five Club!

Donors:

I AM RIDING SLOW TO CURE CANCER FAST

Are you as sick of hearing about cancer fundraisers as I am?  One probem, though.  Odds are you know someone who has had to fight cancer.  Perhaps more than one person. 

I am not a lab scientist, or a medical professional, or anyone that can directly work to cure cancer.  I'm just a fat guy with a bike.  Lucky for me, Fred Hutch has organised this bike ride, so I can do something to help out.  Because like I said, I am sick of this cancer crap.


I'm going riding.  I'm riding for Steve.  For Raina.  For Phill.  For Stacy.  For your parents, siblings, kids, me, you.  Everyone.   I'm going to kick my ass on a bike today to beat cancer's ass tomorrow. You can help! 

 

We can do this together.  Point and laugh at the fat 40 year old guy in lycra looking like he's going to pop as he slogs up a hill (me), then throw some money to the peeps at Fred Hutch via the button up top (you).  It's even tax deductible, so you can tell the feds to suck it AND ALSO fuck up some cancer.

 

The donate button is up above, waiting for your clicks.  Fuck cancer.